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“LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!™”
~ Kamu on Long Cat
“Goblok banget yang upload beginian :hammer”
~ Kaskuser on gambar Long Cat
“Ati-ati lo gan. BW killer banget...”
~ Kaskuser lainnya on gambar Long Cat

Perhatian!!! Artikel ini butuh tenaga ekstra untuk meng-scroll Mouse anda. Kalau tak sanggup, tinggalkan artikel ini SECEPATNYA!!!.

Longcat adalah kucing yang saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[1]ngat panjang.

Long cat saat masa mudanya.

Daftar isi

[sunting] Karakteristik

Selain panjang, Warnanya juga putih. Kalau yang hitam, lihat Tacgnol.

[sunting] Mata

Sama kayak kucing pada umumnya, matanya hitam layaknya kucing lainnya.

[sunting] Telinga

Kan ane udah bilang, sama aja kayak kucing lainnya.

[sunting] Lalu, apa yang bikin panjang Long Cat?

Ternyata, kerongkongannya yang bikin panjang! Karena long cat sangat panjang, makanan yang dicernanya akan keluar dengan sendirinya selama 7 hari 7 malam.

[sunting] Musuh-musuhnya

[sunting] Tacgnol

Longcat berantem dengan Tacgnol.

Longcat pertama kali bertemu Tacgnol 7 hari sebelum Kiamat 2012 yang disebut Catnarok. Penyebabnya karena Tacgnol iri gara-gara Longcat tenar di forum dan situs web Padahal sebenarnya enggak. Karenanya, Longcat dan Tacgnol berantem satu sama lain sehingga Jakarta[2] hancur dalam sekejap.

Tacgnol berwarna hitam. Ini berlawanan dengan Longcat.

[sunting] Kaskuser

Longcat dibenci oleh kaskuser. Salah sendiri kenapa kaskuser main upload tuh gambar. Keganggu, kan?


[sunting] Sepanjang apakah Longcat?

Gagal membuat miniatur: Kesalahan parameter miniatur

[sunting] Longcat untuk Facebook

Cocok untuk ngerjain teman di FB. Sekalian juga untuk memenuhi servernya.
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[sunting] Lihat Pula

[sunting] Catatan kaki

  1. ↑ saking panjang A-nya, sampai-sampai penulis harus memencet tombol A hingga 7 hari 7 malam.
  2. ↑ Longcat datang ke sana sebagai tamu spesial untuk acara temu penggemar massal se-Indonesia Longcat Hunter 2010

[sunting] Referensi

[sunting] Kunjungi Situs Longcat yang Berguna untuk Anda


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